He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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