Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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