Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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