Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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