He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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