What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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