didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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