Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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