just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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