Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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