It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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