The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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