Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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