YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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