dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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