So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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