I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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