she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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