you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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