I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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