it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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