I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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