Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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