How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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