Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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