It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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