but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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