why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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