1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you made out with another girl for some wings
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