Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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