At least make sure they are 18
Why
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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