One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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