you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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