I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Plan B is the new Plan A
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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