How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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