I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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