is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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