He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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