Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
im holly from the hills drunk
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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