I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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