he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
