I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
As shirtless as possible
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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