am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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