I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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