This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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