Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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