Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
