That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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