Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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