everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Just puked most of my soul out..
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