How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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