Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
