I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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